castielonfire:

heysammy:

#SCREAMING BECAUSE I NEVER NOTICED DEAN’S SIGNAL FOR VAMPIRE #askldjahkdjashlj

I CANT STOP DOING THE SIGNAL NOW

(Source: stilesed, via wings-of-a-rebel)

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

(via genitalcroatoandisease)

xxcookievampiressxx:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

nyoom 

xxcookievampiressxx:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

nyoom 

(via destiel-demon)

the-oncoming-glowcloud:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

elsietheautisticavenger:

sethdormer:

hail hydra? no. all hail the glow cloud.

And is an active member of the school board.

i also bring the nicest scones, unlike some people

(Source: finncollinsss, via ectozombie)

“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

~

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via comfysweatercas)


High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

cas-with-a-shot-gun:

mishasminions:

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

I NEED THIS GOAT

The dude sounds so freaking proud….Love it

(via bambiassholeanimeaddict)

troylerellastylinson:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

i’ve never had tea..

(via williamsherlock-scott-holmes)

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

(via consulting-timelord-angel)

airstreamrally:

#I love the way he taps kirk’s shoulder  #light but insistent patters #PATTERPATTERPATTERPATTER  #KEPTIN KIRK KEPTIN KIRK PATTER PATTER  #god you’re just  #the cutest  

(Source: kirkspocksmoved, via consulting-timelord-angel)